Ask Ranger Vasquez, "I swear to Jesucristo, Swank, we booked the...
Ask Ranger Vasquez

"I swear to Jesucristo, Swank, we booked the lounge weeks ago. If I stroll in tonight and find that you and your fucking greasy-ass lackeys have decided to have an after-work party in there, I’ll literally strangle you with that stupid-ass tie. Comprende?"

"Oh, come the fuck on! When the hell does it rain in the Mojave?!”

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