Ask Ranger Vasquez
Ask Ranger Vasquez

sarsaparillakisses:

[[ alright in the midst of all of this a few things have come to my attention involving #stocksteak and id like to make a psa of sorts. please be warned im, gonna be mentioning #harassment of all sorts beneath the readmore, this is hard for me to get out because i myself have a tough time with this sort of thing. but here it goes

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((That got one like and that’s good enough for me so GO GO GO))

((anyone awake who wants to watch me play some New Vegas??))

((Quietly promos my own blog

Quietly…))

((Quietly makes an RP account for the ghoulette…

She’s going to be a lil brat from Westside and her hobbies are a) harassing super mutants and b) turning junk into new junk))

etainthepriestess:

DISAPPROVING MOTHER STARE.

((PSA: Don’t let his gentle grandpa demeanor fool you. Vasquez is a bitter fucking old man who has no sympathy for anyone outside his sphere of authority.))

gautierthegreat:

askrangervasquez:

gautierthegreat:

Wh…th-…that sounds made up! [He crosses his arms and rolls his eyes.]

Oh, no. Not at all, little hombre. They were all too real, and I know because I’ve seen them. They were each one big mouth, full of razor sharp dientes, with no eyes or ears. They saw you by tasting your air. When they found you, they’d clamp their jaws on you— like una trampa para osos— and drag you down, down under the ground…

[Gautier goes wide-eyed at the story.] Th…y-you’re making that up! I ain;t never heard of shit like that living in the desert, uuuugh. You’re f-full of crap!

That’s because you’ve lived in Freeside for so long. You see, Wanamingos used to take over entire towns. They’d take people in the middle of the night, while they were sleeping, and drag them down to their queen.

arovingtraderrp:

askrangervasquez:

arovingtraderrp:

I don’t know what you mean.

And don’t try to make it sound like “Oh, it’s okay, they’re all suffering together.” A snack for an adult is like an entire meal to a kid like that. And besides, those NCR squatters shouldn’t even be in Freeside. All they’ve done is strain the food supply and take housing and jobs away from good, semi-honest, only slightly chem-addicted Freeside citizens.

You know exactly what I fucking mean.

Those aren’t squatters, those are my people. That’s why we’re feeding them, so Freesiders won’t have to. Why don’t those good, honest Freesiders learn how to grow their own goddamn crops?

Probably because the NCR has claimed all the satellite land around the New Vegas walls for military shit and their own farms and water that they guard with guns, and the rest of the land is full of chemmed-up raiders the NCR lets run wild in their own military base’s backyard.

All of that land is part of our treaty with House, hombre. The NCR earned it, and nobody but us has any right to use it.

And we don’t let the Fiends run wild. Have you ever tried clearing out an occupying force that’s made their headquarters in a fucking Vault? We’re fighting wars on a dozen different fronts, and we’d lose more people than we’d kill.

But I wouldn’t expect you to understand any of that. You’ve never fought for the Mojave like I have.

arovingtraderrp:

askrangervasquez:

arovingtraderrp:

Hey, if it weren’t for me he’d probably be starved in a ditch somewhere. It’s not like the NCR was helping him out. Their Freeside food programme denies him, you know. Because he’s not NCR. What good people you fight for…

I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but the NCR citizens in Freeside aren’t exactly going to sleep with full bellies either. We can barely grow enough for our own, gilipollas.

Besides, I don’t need a lecture from someone like you.

I don’t know what you mean.

And don’t try to make it sound like “Oh, it’s okay, they’re all suffering together.” A snack for an adult is like an entire meal to a kid like that. And besides, those NCR squatters shouldn’t even be in Freeside. All they’ve done is strain the food supply and take housing and jobs away from good, semi-honest, only slightly chem-addicted Freeside citizens.

You know exactly what I fucking mean.

Those aren’t squatters, those are my people. That’s why we’re feeding them, so Freesiders won’t have to. Why don’t those good, honest Freesiders learn how to grow their own goddamn crops?

addicted-courier:

askrangervasquez:

Right… Forgive me if I’m a little testy, chica. I don’t normally let strangers give me a hard time.

Tienes un nombre, muchacha?

"Uh, Naryth. Please t’meetcha, friend."

The pleasure’s all mine, chica. *Holds out an armored gauntlet.* I’m Vasquez. Ranger Vasquez, but you can just call me Vas.